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Tuesday, August 01, 2006
fight for life
"The earth's too big," you say. "I'm a wee person and I can't stop the glaciers from melting."How about helping yourself? Seriously, you can help fight global warming by promoting life. Healthy, boy this feels good!, life. Here's how:
1. get off your ass and watch less TV or play less video games. our ozone will thank you.
2. teach yourself basic means of survival. wash your dishes by hand instead of using the dishwasher.
3. exercise. walk to the convenience store that's 5 blocks away. leave the car in the driveway. get rid of the suv!
4. relief your life of stress. take the train, the bus, or ride a bike to work. who wants to sit in hours of traffic and get to work all red-faced and angry?
5. talk to others about it. sing very, very loudly while walking down the sidewalk, "Recycle, recycle, recycle now! if you don't know it, then i'll show you how. tell your mama and your papa and your sister too...Recycling is the thing to do!" (anyone else remember from elementary music class?)
6. go do something. plant a tree. try not to hurt any worms.
7. vote for politicians dedicated to energy-saving programs.
8. preserve open spaces. turn off the ac, and get out to a park. use your parks. it can help add romance to your life, together time with family, peace to your busy schedule.
9. feed your brain. read about global warming.
10. and for the ladies, stop being vain! blow dry your hair only a couple times a week. who wants brittle hair anyway?
kristen at 11:04 AM
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